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[korekara]

HONOKA KOUSAKA

#1 wagashi idol in the world ( •̀ᄇ• ́)ﻭ✧ I LOVE BREAD N DONUTS MORE THAN U EVER COULD

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i have no counterargument

[korekara]

bc I hate sleep and I was watching a movie
well three movies
King of Rings is a really long series

(｡´∀｀)∩(´∀`∩)

[tarotcards]

Honoka-chan.

Why would you do that to yourself?

[korekara]

I watched the first one ironically and then I got Invested
so I Gotta

anyway why are YOU up

[tarotcards]

You should have at least invited me.

To send cat kaomojis, of course. They're the freshest at 5am. （ΦωΦ）ฅ

[korekara]

i kind of assumed everyone was asleep since it was 5am and all. well technically it wasnt when i started this but whatever anyway

id say i cant believe you wake up at 5am to send ppl cat kaomojis but its you so yeah actually i totally believe this. why havent i gotten 5am cat emojis sooner. im hurt honestly tf

[tarotcards]

Text me next time and I'll be there to gladly watch a trilogy that spans out over ten hours with you.

I might have still been hurt from being called a dongface. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are forever and leave dongfaced scars on me.

[korekara]

hahah you have dongs on you

[tarotcards]

The dongs never bothered me anyway.

[korekara]

im gonna draw dongs all over your profile pic and you can't stop new

[tarotcards]

You say that as if I'd be insulted or flustered. Instead, I'm just flattered.

[korekara]

im upgrading you from dongface to donglord. lord of the dongs. king of dongs.

[tarotcards]

Please make sure to change my name in your phone as Donglord: King of Dongs. That's my first name. Lord of the Kings as my middle name and you may place Return of the Dongs as my last name.

[korekara]

[ a long pause. then: ]

donglord king of dongs wont fit
is king of dongs acceptable

[tarotcards]

Only if you write Donglord over my contact photo.

[korekara]

[ there's a pause

and then he gets a screenshot of Honoka's contact entry for him. Not only is his name now KING OF DONGS but she's written DONGLORD across his forehead and even added a dickbutt to his face

she loves you, souji, really. ]

[tarotcards]

[ honoka is the best. they need to get a rank up in their social link just for this ]

I am so happy. What is this liquid coming from my eyes? Are these what tears of happiness are?

[korekara]

i was gonna put one on both sides of your face but they wouldn't fit so you gotta settle for this :V

[tarotcards]

How about you draw them on my face for real next time? And then take a photo?

[korekara]

I HAVE MY PERMANENT MARKERS PREPPED AND READY TO GO

[tarotcards]

Meet me at my place in 15 minutes for unlimited dong drawing or else I'm locking the door.